Hong Kong girls are known for being slightly more conservative than their overseas counterparts (holla!) — often covering up their skin and what little curves they have with layers of lace and ruffles, so, what’s a horny guy to do? Peek up their skirts, that’s what!
We already know about the genius who installed a camera into the toe of his shoes to snap upskirt photos on moving escalators, but now, thanks to the DAB (that’s Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong, phew!) Women’s Affair Committee, Hong Kong perverts
now have over 10 new places to circle under in the hopes of glimpsing some local punani.
On the list of “black spots” that they’ve identified
is geek central — the spiral staircase at the Apple Store in IFC — plus various transparent glass floors, fences and elevators at Times Square, Island Beverley mall, the Central Library footbridge and the Hong Kong international airport (basically anywhere with glass, DUH).
The Committee warns us women to not “become the tools of the culprits who commit crimes” (yes, that was a Google translation) and if any of us should become “candid targets”, to report the suspect to the police (as if they’ll be able to do anything :P).
What Hong Kong women REALLY should be doing is taking matters into their own hands… or should I say pants:
(Please excuse my anatomically incorrect drawings as I have no idea what an upskirt photo actually looks like)
1. Make ’em bleed
2. Give ’em shit
3. Create a hairy situation
4. Tell ’em to F*CK OFF!
5. Put on a pair of bootie shorts FFS!
Okay, so if you really are so concerned about someone looking up your oh-so-precious crotch, either DON’T wear such a freaking short skirt and/or put on one of them bootie shorts (they are sold at most places that sell leggings).