However, it didn’t take long before I succumbed to wearing the PURE uniform more and more due to pure laziness. For one, I didn’t have to plan/bring what to wear at the gym anymore, and it totally saved me from doing any more laundry than I already had to. 😀
BUT! Has anyone else noticed how deliberately unfashionable their outfits are?! Don’t get me wrong, I love my gym, but why is it that the more I go, the more I feel like a big fat blob? After some serious thinking, I’ve finally figured it out:
PURE wants us to feel fat(!!)
The over-sized, faded black t-shirts that drape over our bodies…the super high-cut, white sport socks that make any leg look chunkier…the nylon shorts with a tiny elastic waistband made to squeeze all your stomach fat into the bubbliest muffin top there ever existed…and the built-in underwear that’s just thin enough to turn into a built-in thong once you break into a jog.
Of course, I could just start bringing my own workout tops and shorts…but when it comes down to muffin top vs. extra laundry…pass the muffins please! 🙂